Saturday, August 16, 2008

Confucius ... what he didn't say!

Things Confucius should have said as well (but didn't to protect Chinese economy):

- If one buys Chinese products he should be able to read Chinese manuals!
如果一个人買中國產品他應該能讀中國指南!
- If one cannot read Chinese manuals he should hire someone who does!
如果一个人不可能讀中國指南他應該雇用的人!
- If one buys cheap Chinese products he will pay more in the end!
如果一个人買便宜的中國產品他將支付更多在最后!
- If it looks cheap it is cheap (Chinese or not)!
如果它便宜地看它是便宜的(漢語或沒有)!
- If one is still forced to buy cheap Chinese products he deserves pity!
如果一仍然被迫買便宜的中國產品他需要哀憐!

Translation done with Babelfish!

Can any of the Chinese readers please tell me if this translation was any good?!?

2 comments:

Disturbed Stranger said...

Loooool! Nice! :P
and omg all chinese products are cheap!

Vixen said...

hehehhehe perhaps he was using them too :P