Porn, Superbowl and exploding cell phones

Porn Interrupts Super Bowl Broadcast
(Newser) – Tucson-area Super Bowl viewers were startled when coverage suddenly cut to a very different kind of action in the final minutes of the game, the Arizona Daily Star reports. The game was interrupted by some 30 steamy seconds from a porn channel, featuring full male nudity. Only Comcast customers were affected and local station KVOA is investigating.

Exploding Cell Phone Kills Man
(Newser) – A man in Guangzhou, China, was killed last week when his cell phone blew up and severed an artery in his neck, the Times of London reports. The young shop clerk is believed to have put the phone in his breast pocket straight after charging a new battery before it exploded. Police are investigating whether the phone or battery were counterfeit and warn that consumers should always use original batteries.

Claiming that this is the ninth cell phone explosion recorded in China since 2002, a local paper offered these other tips on how to avoid being injured or killed by your phone:

* Never modify your phone
* Do not expose your phone to high temperatures or direct sunlight
* Avoid long phone conversations
* Keep your phone in a bag, not a pocket

Identical twins, a bathroom and a lot of fun!

Hilarious Bathroom Mirror Prank

Rocket propelled Mini Cooper

This is not the only reason to drive a mini ... :)

Kuwait Cartoon - Race Driver

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Kuwait Cartoon - Crash and Burn

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New on the PS3 / X-Box / Wii /PC!
I has great potential!!! Anyone interested in making it?!?

Kuwait Cartoon - Desert Camp

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Kuwait Cartoon - No Fear...

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Kuwait Cartoon - Wrong Number

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Have you ever received a wrong number call from a person who insinuates that it is your fault?
YES!! PLENTY!!!
(and all where guys!)

Kuwait (Jahra) Cartoon - B*TCH !

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Edited the title to pay respect to your comments... :)

How cute is this!?!

Child elopers' Africa plan foiled

Two German children - aged five and six - have been stopped by police from eloping to Africa to tie the knot in the sun, reports say. The budding lovebirds, identified as Mika and Anna-Lena, packed bathing costumes, sunglasses and a lilo and headed for the airport.
They even had the presence of mind to invite along an official witness - Anna-Lena's seven-year-old sister. The three got as far as Hanover railway station before police intervened.

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Officers persuaded the children they would not get far without tickets and money, but consoled them with a free tour of the police station, where they were shortly picked up by relieved parents. Although any marriage plans have been put on hold for now, police did not altogether rule out the possibility of an African wedding.

"They can still put their plan into action at a later date," AFP quoted the spokesman as saying.

Get the full story here.

"WANATE"

MacaholiQ8 and mentabolism commented on my last post and I have to share this with you! :)

Here is what MacaholiQ8 had to say:

We call that type of trucks "WANATE" because the first model ever arrived in Kuwait had a license plate with the number "18"...

Which brings up the forumla...

18 = 1-8 = One-Eight = WANEIGHT

Hence the name is WANATE!

AND

mentabolism said...

The wanate is a corruption (sic) of vanette.
The Vanette was a pick up truck which used to be manufactured by Nissan and is popular with the unorganized market.
See a picture here.

I really thank you for sharing this with us!

I stumbbled over this ...

Funny how they emphasize the experience with Volvo Vehicles in his past ... he never did work for Volvo before!! I hope all the Volvo owners made sure that their spare parts are really new and not some used crap! And if you are a female Volvo owner ... don't give too much on his flirting ... he does that with every woman that's not out of his sight by the count of three.
Anyways ... Volvo got smarter now ... even though they should have seen it long time ago ...

Taken from the Arab Times Online. See the full article with picture here.

P.S. Can you tell that I really don't want him to stay in Kuwait and continue with his bullshit!?

I am very tempted ...

... to do the same:

Dear J.
Thanks so much for meeting me this morning. I know your time is precious so just a quick note to clarify my position. Sadly (and I think you know what's coming), I've decided not to take up your offer of more money and a new Peugeot. Actually, I'd rather like to spit on your offer of more money and a new Peugeot. You've got balls; I'll give you that. But what's the point of having big balls if you've only got a weenie bat (Janet told the whole office). What sort of idiot do you think I am to even consider accepting your trifling gesture, this pittance, this worst of kind of tokenism?
Anyway, take this as written notice. I'm off; outta here, following my yellow brick road (in a Mercedes Convertible) to pastures new and greener. I'm going to a bigger agency (don't ask me where - I don't need a reference) who are paying me even more money and who are kindly providing me with a whopper of an expenses account. Job satisfaction? Who needs it? Haven't you read The Bonfire of the Vanities? They're giving me a clothes allowance, a season ticket for Stamford Bridge and free corporate gym membership. Salubrious stuff I'm sure you'll agree.
And so, at last, I must bid you a fond adieu. I'll miss your long-winded internal memos intensely although I'll never forgive you for sending me so few of them. Finally, I would certainly recommend a deodorant to you but I don't care enough. I wish you all the best for the future.
Kind Regards

Why did you resign?
I was offered another job with a better car than my boss's

What are you going to do next?
Going to work for a competitor who is going to double my salary

Find more hilarious resignation letters and advise on http://www.i-resign.com/uk/home/

Barack Hussain Obama

Maybe in Kuwait in 8 years?!?

You lost that virgin feeling??

Sing along with the melody of "You've lost that loving feeling (The Righteous Brothers)":

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips...

and there is no tightness anymore around your hips.

You're trying hard not to show it baby

But baby, baby I know it

You've lost that virgin feeling

Oh, that virgin feeling

You've lost that virgin feeling

Now it's gone, gone, gone

Whoa-oh

Now there's no tenderness In your eyes when I reach for you

And girl you're starting to criticize little things

I do It makes me just feel like crying baby

'Cause baby, something beautiful's dying

You've lost that virgin feeling

Oh that virgin feeling

Bring back that virgin feeling

Now it's gone gone gone

And I can't go on No-oh-oh

Baby baby I get down on my knees for you

If you would only love me like you used to do

We had a love A love a love you don't find every day

So don't...don't...don't let it slip away

Bring back that virgin feeling

Oh, that virgin feeling

Bring back that virgin feeling

Now it's gone...gone...gone...

And I can't go on... No-oh-oh...

WAIT!!! Don't give up on this love!! There is help!!!

According to the pack it can restore the 'virginity' feeling!
Any girls, husbands, lovers or doctors want to comment on this??

Keep it simple !!!

I CAN RETIRE !!!

Thank you Mr. Barrister P. Williams for letting me know that your late client passed away and left me a few million pounds!! Didn't know that there is people in Australia that care that much about me!! :)
Here is the email that saved me from working for the rest of my life!!
And hey... maybe the same guy left something behind for YOU as well!! :P

Listed Beneficiary (Reply To: peterwilliamsuachambers@gmail.com)
From: Ian L Mackay (imackay@bne.catholic.edu.au)

Sequel to your non response of our earlier letter to you on behalf of the Trustees & Executors to the Will of our late client.I wish to notify you that you were listed as a beneficiary to the sum of £5,500,000.00GBP(Five million Five Hundred Thousand British Pounds).We therefore reckoned that you can receive this funds as you are qualified by your name identity.We request that you kindly fwd to us your immediate response.
For More Details, your reply should be sent to: peterwilliamsuachambers@gmail.com
Barrister P. Williams.
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Don't you just love these emails?!? Just sad that there is a few hundred thousand people on this planet that actually believe this crap !! In other words... THIS IS NONSENSE !!!

Dishdashah, Gutrah, Ogal and black sunglasses

I knew it all the time !!!

The black sunglasses come along in a set with the rest of the dress!!