For all you tech Guru's out there!

I would need your help on this one ...

How can I combine serveral (at the moment two) Internet connections in ONE gateway!?

What I am trying to do is to get my Windows 2003 SBS to use two Zain Ego Routers for connecting to the Internet...

Any ideas?!?!

Time to use your Nokia Barcode Reader ...

Still too slow .... Need more speed!

Too slow!!! ... need speed!!!

WTF?? Any ideas why?? Got the same problem??
(Test taken close to Shaab entertainment Park, Maidan Hawally)

Quantum of Solace: James Bond 007

It's the 22nd James Bond movie... and it ain't bad at all!

Besides the fact that the theater her in Kuwait cut at least 10 scenes! In the opening trailer there were cuts already! OK OK ... there must be half naked girls winding and grinding in it... but is that a legit reason to cut it??? The last James Bond (Casino Royal), I also watched in the theater and I didn't get the story because I didn't understand whats going on between James and Vesper Lynd (Eva Green). Had noooooo clue until I watched the DVD. This time I at least got the plot and story right! :)

On the bright side ... we've seen it before the audience in the US and Europe!

He's driving an Aston Martin DBS in the first few minutes and is chased by some Alfa Romeo's... poor Aston gets quite smashed but (of course) survives, unlike the Alfas. The rest of the movie is hybrid Fords! A Focus and I think an Explorer ... nice touch ... :)

Story is OK and could theoretically happen (not as fancy as Moonraker or some other movies out of the James Bond series). He's is still going after the dudes that killed Vesper Lynd in Casino Royal and on the way is stopping some pseudo environmentalist from taking over the water supply of Bolivia.

The new Bond girl Olga Kurylenko playing Camile is quite alright but by far not the best looking Bond girl... maybe because all the good scenes were all cut! GRRRR !!! Much hotter is the Embassy staff girl that is picking James up in Bolivia! Her name: Strawberry Fields (Gemma Arterton)!

More facts and a alot of pics here!

Barack Hussain Obama

Maybe in Kuwait in 8 years?!?

And again I become a millionair!

ATTENTION.......... "YOUR NAME"

From: Barrister Fariz Mustafa [fariz_fhc01@rocketmail.com]

Fariz Halim & Co Law Firm
No 36A, Parcel 36.01,
Level 36 Menara Citibank,
165 Jalan Ampang,
Kuala Lumpur 50450,
WP Malaysia.

Attn: "YOUR NAME",
Bearing in mind the nature of the ontent of this letter coming from a person without any referral, I apologize for any inconvenience, but please read and objectively consider if we can work together.
I am Barrister Fariz Mustafa, a legal law firm, an attorney at law Kuala Lumpur Malaysia. This involves a foreign client of mine by name Mr Razak "YOUR FAMILY NAME", Who here in after shall be referred to as my client, died as a result of heart-related condition on the 11th November, 2004. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf Near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 - 2:50 p.m. ET as reported on http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html <http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html> I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at 7.5million dollars is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated. My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage.
All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral values,do accept my apology. I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response. Please contact me at once to indicate your interest. I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-mail as soon as possible.
Best Regards,
Barrister Fariz Mustafa Esq (Principal Attorney).

Now this one is good!! It used my office email and this guy knows my name!! It's a personalised scam email!! Don't fall for shit like this!! And again the name used is Barrister!!
Other posts to the same topic:
- http://lifeinthespeedylane.blogspot.com/2008/09/i-can-retire-again.html
- http://lifeinthespeedylane.blogspot.com/2008/08/i-can-retire.html

Response to your message to Obama for America

Dear N****** (Evil Knievel),
Thank you for contacting Senator Obama and Obama for America. Barack greatly appreciates the outpouring of messages he is receiving from across the country and from Americans around the world. He is deeply honored by the confidence the American people have placed in him and in Senator Biden.
Senators Obama and Biden are hopeful about the opportunities and clear-eyed about the challenges our nation faces. They look forward to working with all Americans, regardless of who they voted for, in the great project of American renewal. Enlisting the energy and ingenuity of the American people is the only way we will create the changes that so many people want to see, so we hope you’ll be involved.
You have just contacted Obama for America, the Obama/Biden campaign organization. A new organization is being formed to facilitate communication with the Obama/Biden Administration that will take office on January 20, 2009. If you have questions, suggestions, or comments about the federal government, policy, or the coming Obama/Biden Administration, please stay tuned for more information and a new website coming soon that will tell you how to get involved.
If you’re contacting us because you’ve been energized by your participation in our grassroots movement, we hope you will remain active in your community and involved in national policy debates. Please continue to visit www.BarackObama.com regularly. We’ve built one of the most comprehensive nationwide organizing networks in history, and our victory on November 4th is only the beginning of the work we will do together.
If you have other thoughts or business with the campaign, you can continue to reach us toll free at 866-675-2008. Due to the extremely high number of messages we are currently receiving, we may be unable to respond to your message individually, but we do appreciate hearing from you and hope you’ll work with us as we build America’s future together.
Thank you again for contacting us.
Sincerely,
Obama for America
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Paid for by Obama for America

I DON'T THINK HE'S TAKING ME SERIOUS!!!

My email to Sen. Barack Obama

Dear Sen. Barack Obama!

First of all I would like to congratulate you for this landslide win in the US elections! It was time for a change and it came thanks to YOU!
But I would like to make you aware that according to the votes casted on my blog the results turned out to be a bit different! In this vote is was me who won with 5 votes. You only came second with 3 votes and Mr. McCain came third with 0 votes.
So looking at this I would like to meet you in person to discuss on how we could probably share the office. Since you are much more aware of how things are handled in the government, I would accept if you become the acting President of the United States of America and I take a smaller role as a Presidential Advisor for example.
You can contact me on my cell phone (00965 669*****) or via email (nr*****@**-****.net).

I am looking forward to hear from you.
Best regards and good luck!
Yours,
N****** R***** (Evil Knievel)

Sent November 5th, 2008 at 11:15 AM Kuwait time

UPDATE Nov 5th, 4:00 PM:
No response yet. I guess he is still celebrating and didn't read the email yet...

THANK YOU !!

The elections in the U.S. are done ... so is the one on my blog.

I would like to thank all my supporters who gave me a landslide win over Sen. Barack Obama! I will keep in mind where I came from and who supported me! Together we'll make this world a better place!

I will discuss with Sen. Barack Obama on how we could probably share office... I will keep you updated!

Yours truly,

Evil Knievel

President of the United States of America

Sexy idea on how to get men to ...

wash their hands after doing their business. A question that got many people thinking. I know that some bathroom doors in Japanese factories dealing with food don't open unless you use the tap at the sink! Great idea ... but would it work for the masses??
Here is another approach ...


Before you ask me... Noooooo idea where this bathroom is!!! I SWEAR !!!

Rainbow !

Yesterday at around 5pm in Kuwait...

U.S. Presidential elections 2008

The U.S. Presidential elections 2008 are very close now with Obama in favour to win against McCain. Never the less, a surprise candidate just entered the race 2 days before elections! Due to the short notice, millions of ballots are now outdated and would need to be reprinted and redistributed. With only 2 days to elections, this is an impossible task to do, even for FedEx / UPS / DHL and all daily newspapers working hand in hand. The solution, the first ever Internet voting, was approved yesterday night at 3:15 am by congress.
And something else came as a surprise for U.S. citizens when they opened the newspaper today to read about the new election method and the new candidate.
For the first time ever, all human mankind can participate in the U.S. Presidential elections! This announcement came after several international groups claimed that the election process was unfair and rigged.
The new candidate has no funding, no expensive campaign, no media coverage and no known supporters so far but he comes with a simple plan to win:
"Vote for me and I'll make this world a better place!" are his simple words in this complicated time. "I don't care if you are white, black, yellow, brown, red, khaki or purple... there is good and bad among all of us!" is what he had to say about the rising racism among the US citizens.
With theses simple but important messages he deserves all the support we can provide him!

So please come and vote! The online voting for the U.S. Presidential elections 2008 can be found right here (see the poll on the right side? It's linked to the U.S. ballot system...) !!

UPDATE:
Go and vote for real!!
There is a website collecting votes from all over the planet! Here is the link: http://www.iftheworldcouldvote.com/

GHOSTS !!

Are you one of the people who believe in ghosts??? Or have you even seen one??? You think he lives with you in the same house???
You are in good company! The majority of people do believe in ghosts and who can blame them?? For every evidence 'believers' bring, some 'non believers' come up with a new reason why this evidence is false or not correct. So you either believe or you don't!

Feel like providing new evidence for the existence of ghosts?!?

Go here and get your gear!

Light up some Hemp!

Light up some Hemp for 0.500 KD only! :)

And see the lable from Sultan Center... "INSENSE KITSCH" ... LOOOOL